Geoff Plitt delivers the news with a twist.
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Finally, a Chinese woman who was caught smuggling 947 cactus plants strapped to her body onto an airplane has been sentenced to 100 hours of community service and 1 year of intensive supervision. Wow, she got off easy. I would have sentenced her to just sit down. Ouch! Remember kids, the only airline that allows you to smuggle unlimited amounts of cactus... is Southwest.
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